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Showing posts with label Ivan Chung. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Ivan Chung. Show all posts

Friday, July 9, 2010

Friday Fiends: Arch-Enemies for Men of Steel

No no no... we are not speaking of a bald bad guy (well actually we are) or a deformed madmen (wait, yeah we actually are!). Instead, we are considering the OTHER Men of Steel, Sterling and Sarge specifically. Both lads faced several memorable foes during the respectable runs in Zip Comics, Mighty Comics and Sarge Steel/Secret Agent, yet none as persnickety as these two crumps!

Baron Gestapo was the necessary component for every established MLJ hero during World War II, the Nazi opposite number. They each had one: Hangman had Captain Swastika, the Web had Count Berlin, the Shield had the Hun. All were ranked officer in the secret service of the Nazi's infiltrating American society (well except the Hun) and possessed a tenacity not found among most fictional Germans of that era.

Ivan Chung was the rare mixture of Chinese and Russian, enlisted to work with the Vietnamese forces during the Vietnam conflict. Sarge Steel was among those for whom he clashed with, initially unsuccessfully. Chung gained his revenged by sending minions to lop a hand grenade which Sarge smothered at the cost of his left hand!

The brazen attitude of Gestapo, however, was unmatched by his fellow foreign agent. While Chung often used covert means and third parties to exact his revenge, the Baron actually barged right into the White House and threatened Roosevelt in Zip Comics #28! Nevertheless, the superior might and right-left hook combos Sterling delivered always flattened this flailing foe! Still, Gestapo would continue to escape the pokey and plague Sterling through the duration of the war.

Chung eventually succumbed to being allied with various other rogues with a grudge against Sarge, which we considered earlier this year, and when old badly attempted to make a play while Sarge was distracted by the Smiling Skull, it becomes quite evident that Ivan isn't up to snuff from his earlier menacing demeanor. With but a *klunk* Ivan is down for the count. However he ends up getting away, and undoubtedly reconsiders his life as a free lancer after having disenfranchised himself with his foreign masters!

Sunday, February 7, 2010

Steeler Sundays: Steeler Bowl VS Unholy 3 (+2)

Welcome to Steeler Bowl I, an epic battle pitting the sinister skills of the Unholy Three (+2) versus the tenacious teamwork of the Steelers. Going in, the Steelers are the underdog as the Unholy Three (+2) have experience on their side. After the coin flip it appears that the Unholy Three (+2) will lead off into the first plays of the game:

To recap, the Steelers starting lineup is Asa, Wong, Carmen, Red Wing, April, Arthur. Arthur had been benched indefinitely due to some off the field transgressions. Their coach is Steel Sterling.

The lad and lasses showed true potential and Coach Sterling felt they had a great shot at taking it all given their supreme dedication (not the mention their fashion sense which favored their mentor...please see below).

On the other side, the Unholy Three (+2) starting lineup consisted of Lynx (and her pet), Smiling Skull, Ivan Chung and Werrer Von Vess. There was a rumor that Werner retired...oh wait...Kurt WARNER. My bad). Sarge Steel was recruited to take Werner's place. Mr. Ize is their coach.

As we had suspected last week, Werner Von Wess is no longer in the starting lineup as Coach Mr. Ize pulled him in favor of our favorite Sarge, Steel!

Now the ball is in the Steelers court, so to speak, let's see how well they do after coach S. Sterling's pep talk from earlier this morning.


Looks like the spunky young Steelers brought their "A" game today. Let's turn to our sideline reporter, Rita, as she interviews Sterling's studs:

They seem cocky, and you gotta love their cliches! Simply exuding confidence, aren't they? We will return to the proceedings after these announcements from our sponsors (and boy...did they pay a pretty penny back in the day for these primo spots!):



Man...classic junk they were peddling! Since this IS a kid friendly game, there will be no "less filing taste great" commercials. Drink your Kool-Aid and like it, punk kids!

Let's turn our attention to the other sideline and see how Sarge is fairing after his injury. Will he return to the game in time to swing the momentum back in the direction of the Unholy Three (+2)?

What a stunning turn of events! No longer brainwashed, it appears Sarge has jumped to the side of the good guys and created a key deflection! He's making minced meet of his other former teammates!

With Coach Mr Ize and his team on the ropes, thanks in no small part to Sarge's debilitating tackles, the Unholy Three leave the field disgusted. Redwing's timely passes are coming in the clutch to pull his team ahead!



Key defector Sarge knew the thrill of victory as had Coach Sterling and his Steelers, while the Unholy Three (-2) knew the bitter agony of defeat. Coach Sterling will definitely seek to claim yet another world championship .


This August starts a new season of Steeler Sundays. But fear not, loyal readers, we still have the post game wrap up for you coming next week! Then we'll dissect the tools of the trade for our tremendous two teams!

Sunday, January 31, 2010

Steeler Sundays: Your Starting Line-Ups

Leading up to next week's Super Bowl, let's introduce the Charlton and Mighty' starting line-ups for next Sunday's rumble, right here! Introducing the Steelers and the Unholy Trio (plus two!) with our favorite men of steel:


As you no doubt observed, both teams are multi-culturally diverse.No chita bananas in this crowd! No chita bananas in this bunch! It has been rumored that Von Hess participation will be a game time decision.

Now let's return to this weeks all-star Pro Bowl featuring your favorites pulse-pounding players from around the league. See you in seven!