- Train your lad to be selective of his best friends, that they not eat him out of house and home.
- Work on his coordination for those days when the world's security is in the hands of his son.
- Keep the number of love interests in your life to ONE. No mermaids or insect lasses.
- For goodness sake, kick that kid out of your house! He's been mooching since 1942!
Friday, December 3, 2010
Fred Andews, the long-suffering father of Archie, the all-American teen with the wandering eye. Imagine the advise he could glean from Jonathan Kent, himself a father of a famed figure: